The Farmer.
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The Farmer.
This could be satrat..or Les.
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts:
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite."
The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please."
The farmer replies: "If... you... use... two... hands... you... won't... spill... any."
A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts:
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite."
The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please."
The farmer replies: "If... you... use... two... hands... you... won't... spill... any."
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Re: The Farmer.
I'm the slim one
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Re: The Farmer.
leseil612 wrote:satrat wrote:
I'm the slim one
NO That's me
Nah!! this is you
Nice to see you online over the flu then
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satrat wrote:leseil612 wrote:satrat wrote:
I'm the slim one
NO That's me
Nah!! this is you
Nice to see you online over the flu then
A bit harsh mate......
Still suffering but I have to go and get the results of all my tests and Xrays tomorrow.
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Re: The Farmer.
Hope everything goes well Les take care let us know how you get on
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Re: The Farmer.
satrat wrote:Hope everything goes well Les take care let us know how you get on
Hi
Ditto......
Re: The Farmer.
Xrays and blood tests fine. They have increased the strength of my antibiotics as the previous ones were just holding the chest infection in check and not eradicating it.
I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.
I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.
I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.
I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.
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Re: The Farmer.
Nice 1 Les glad to hear your ok what are they going to do about the Anemia will they put you on iron tablets or control it by diet?leseil612 wrote:Xrays and blood tests fine. They have increased the strength of my antibiotics as the previous ones were just holding the chest infection in check and not eradicating it.
I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.
I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.
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Nice 1 Les glad to hear your ok what are they going to do about the Anemia will they put you on iron tablets or control it by diet?
The better half and I are going to South Africa for the whole of September, to visit her brother and his wife....So my doctor said that they would do more tests when I came back to check why I am anemic.
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