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Post by sanshoe Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:29 am

This could be satrat..or Les.


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A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts:
"Ey up cocker, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, its full o hoss piss an cow shite."

The bloke says: "Sir, I am from Pakistan , can you be speaking clearer, and slower please."

The farmer replies: "If... you... use... two... hands... you... won't... spill... any."
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Post by satrat Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:48 pm

The Farmer. Farmer16 The Farmer. Farmer17The Farmer. Farmer18

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO


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Post by sanshoe Fri Aug 10, 2012 11:19 pm

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Post by startreksuite Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:57 am

oh so bad! but funny! Very Happy
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Post by leseil612 Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:54 pm

satrat wrote:The Farmer. Farmer16 The Farmer. Farmer17The Farmer. Farmer18

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

NO That's me

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO
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Post by satrat Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:27 pm

leseil612 wrote:
satrat wrote:The Farmer. Farmer16 The Farmer. Farmer17The Farmer. Farmer18

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

NO That's me

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nah!! this is you The Farmer. Mister10 ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nice to see you online over the flu then thumbs-up
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Post by leseil612 Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:32 pm

satrat wrote:
leseil612 wrote:
satrat wrote:The Farmer. Farmer16 The Farmer. Farmer17The Farmer. Farmer18

I'm the slim one ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

NO That's me

ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nah!! this is you The Farmer. Mister10 ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

Nice to see you online over the flu then thumbs-up

A bit harsh mate......


Still suffering but I have to go and get the results of all my tests and Xrays tomorrow. gift
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Post by satrat Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:29 pm

Hope everything goes well Les take care let us know how you get on thumbsup
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Post by zebadee Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:37 pm

satrat wrote:Hope everything goes well Les take care let us know how you get on thumbsup

Hi Smile
Ditto......
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Post by leseil612 Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:18 pm

Xrays and blood tests fine. They have increased the strength of my antibiotics as the previous ones were just holding the chest infection in check and not eradicating it.

I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.

I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.

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Post by satrat Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:18 pm

leseil612 wrote:Xrays and blood tests fine. They have increased the strength of my antibiotics as the previous ones were just holding the chest infection in check and not eradicating it.

I also found out for the very first time that I have been slightly anemic for six years, but as normal is 13.5 and my measure is 12.75 I can see why nobody ever told me before.

I do not have a clue what the 13.5 actually stands for. c'est la vie.

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Nice 1 Les glad to hear your ok what are they going to do about the Anemia will they put you on iron tablets or control it by diet?
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Post by leseil612 Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:01 pm

Nice 1 Les glad to hear your ok what are they going to do about the Anemia will they put you on iron tablets or control it by diet?

The better half and I are going to South Africa for the whole of September, to visit her brother and his wife....So my doctor said that they would do more tests when I came back to check why I am anemic.
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